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Sep
30
Fri
Helen Bauer ‘Madam Good Tit’ @ Arad Goch
Sep 30 @ 7:00 pm – 8:00 pm

Helen Bauer ‘Madam Good Tit’ Helen Bauer

Part of the AberComedyFest!

2019’s Edinbrugh Fringe Best Newcomer nominee and your favourite self-aware stand-up returns with a show about self-confidence, self-esteem and self-care. It’s the year of ‘the self’ and Helen is trying to be the change she wants you to see.

As seen on Live at The Apollo and star of ITV2, BBC Three, ITV2, Comedy Central and Radio 4.

“A personality that will fill a stadium… This girl will not be performing in small venues for much longer” ★★★★★ (Sunday Express)

“Slick, sassy and super satisfying” ★★★★ (Broadway Baby)

★★★★ (Chortle)

★★★★ (The Skinny)

★★★★ (The List)

Get your tickets today! Helen Bauer ‘Madam Good Tit’ at Arad Goch

Helen Bauer ‘Madam Good Tit’

Oct
15
Sat
An evening with John Barnes MBE at Patti Pavilion @ Patti Pavilion
Oct 15 @ 7:00 pm – 11:59 pm

evening with John Barnes

An evening with John Barnes MBE at Patti Pavilion

OTB Promotions proudly brings Liverpool Icon and Ambassador John Barnes MBE to Swansea for one night only! (Over 18’s only)

About this event
Come and join us as John Barnes takes your questions and a trip down memory lane, reflecting on an action packed career that includes:

Over 500 Top Flight appearance for Liverpool, Newcastle, Watford & Charlton Athletic
2 League Titles
2 FA Cup Wins
2 World Cup Tournaments
79 England Caps
PFA Players Player of the Year 1988
FWA Football of the Year 1988 & 1990
English Football Hall of Famer
That infamous “Hand of God” game
…And of course, the unforgettable “World in Motion” Rap”
Standard Tickets are just £30 and numbers are limited so book yours today!!! These can be purchased from the ticket link. Also limited Gold Meet & Greet Tickets available please contact Daniel on the mobile number listed above or by email for these requests.

An evening with John Barnes MBE at Patti Pavilion

Nov
18
Fri
SHOWSTOPPER! The Improvised Musical @ Aberystwyth Arts Centre
Nov 18 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
The Improvised Musical
SHOWSTOPPER! The Improvised Musical
Spontaneous musical comedy at its absolute finest – direct from the West End and now heading to Aberystwyth Arts Centre!
With twelve years as an Edinburgh Fringe must-see phenomenon, a BBC Radio 4 series, a critically acclaimed West End run and an Olivier Award to their name, The Showstoppers have delighted audiences across the globe with their ingenious blend of comedy, musical theatre and spontaneity.
A brand new musical comedy is created from scratch at each performance of this award winning show as audience suggestions are transformed on the spot into all-singing, all dancing productions with hilarious results. These incredible performers are guaranteed to impress as they create shows packed with drama, dazzling dance routines and catchy melodies – it’s just all made up on the spot!
So whether you fancy Hamilton in a hospital or Sondheim in the Sahara, you suggest it and The Showstoppers will sing it!
‘So polished, it defies belief. ★★★★★ Telegraph
‘Achingly funny… Worth seeing again and again’ ★★★★★ Time Out Critics’ Choice
‘Magical, properly funny. A triumph.’ ★★★★ Times

SHOWSTOPPER! The Improvised Musical

Nov
19
Sat
SHOWSTOPPER! The Improvised Musical @ Aberystwyth Arts Centre
Nov 19 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
The Improvised Musical
SHOWSTOPPER! The Improvised Musical
Spontaneous musical comedy at its absolute finest – direct from the West End and now heading to Aberystwyth Arts Centre!
With twelve years as an Edinburgh Fringe must-see phenomenon, a BBC Radio 4 series, a critically acclaimed West End run and an Olivier Award to their name, The Showstoppers have delighted audiences across the globe with their ingenious blend of comedy, musical theatre and spontaneity.
A brand new musical comedy is created from scratch at each performance of this award winning show as audience suggestions are transformed on the spot into all-singing, all dancing productions with hilarious results. These incredible performers are guaranteed to impress as they create shows packed with drama, dazzling dance routines and catchy melodies – it’s just all made up on the spot!
So whether you fancy Hamilton in a hospital or Sondheim in the Sahara, you suggest it and The Showstoppers will sing it!
‘So polished, it defies belief. ★★★★★ Telegraph
‘Achingly funny… Worth seeing again and again’ ★★★★★ Time Out Critics’ Choice
‘Magical, properly funny. A triumph.’ ★★★★ Times

SHOWSTOPPER! The Improvised Musical

Feb
19
Sun
Zoe Lyons: Bald Ambition – Cardigan @ Mwldan
Feb 19 @ 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm

A tour poster for Zoe Lyons Bald Ambition tour

Zoe Lyons: Bald Ambition – Cardigan

Zoe Lyons has kept herself busy in the last couple of years by having what can best be described as a monumental midlife crisis. It involved buying a sports car, having a brief marital separation and running a 100k ultra marathon which really didn’t end well. Along the way her hair decided the best thing to do was abandon ship. It ain’t easy being a middle aged woman: try doing it with a combover. Thankfully Zoe has been able to explore the funny side of all these twists and turns. It’s time to sell the silly car and try and put the wheels back on her life.

Zoe is the host of BBC2’s Lightning. She’s known as a star of Live at the Apollo and a regular on Have I Got News for You (BBC1), QI (BBC2), and Mock the Week (BBC2). Other credits include Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (BBC2), Stand Up and Deliver (C4), House of Games (BBC2). Zoe is an immediately recognisable voice on Radio 4 as a regular on The News Quiz, Just a Minute, The Unbelievable Truth and The Now Show, and also co-hosts Frank Skinner’s show on Absolute Radio.

Get your tickets today to see Zoe Lyons: Bald Ambition – Cardigan

Zoe Lyons: Bald Ambition – Cardigan

Mar
4
Sat
An Evening with Paul Merson at Patti Pavilion @ Patti Pavilion
Mar 4 @ 6:30 pm

evening with Paul Merson

An Evening with Paul Merson at Patti Pavilion

An Evening with Paul Merson Ex England, Arsenal and Aston Villa Footballer

Join us on Saturday 4th March 2023 at Patti Pavilion, Mumbles Rd, Swansea SA1 4PQ

2 levels of Evening Tickets available

Standard Tickets – £30 per ticket

Meet & Greet – £60 per ticket

Doors open from 6.30pm

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An Evening with Paul Merson at Patti Pavilion

Mar
31
Fri
Hal Cruttenden ‘It’s Best You Hear It From Me’ @ Mwldan
Mar 31 @ 7:30 pm – 9:30 pm

Hal Cruttenden ‘It’s Best You Hear It From Me’Hal Cruttenden

After 21 years and 224 days Hal’s back being single. But it’s all going to be fine. Instead of getting the therapy he clearly needs, he’s made a cracking show about it. He’s lost enough weight to almost get his wedding ring off and, while he may be flying solo, he’s far from alone; he’s got his grown-up daughters, his dogs and his divorce lawyer. The fickle finger of fate has turned Hal’s life upside down but he’s sticking a finger right back at it.

‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh a lot!’ Daily Mirror

‘Funniest he’s ever been’ Sunday Times

‘The comedy gift that keeps on giving’ Scotsman

“Reminded me how much I love stand up” Times

Get your tickets today! Hal Cruttenden at Mwldan

Hal Cruttenden ‘It’s Best You Hear It From Me’

Apr
22
Sat
Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow Swansea @ Swansea Grand Theatre
Apr 22 @ 7:30 pm – 9:30 pm

A promo image for Dick and Dom in da Bungalow live

Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow Swansea

Grab a pint and get ready for the messiest night out in the UK! 20 years after the hit BBC show ‘Da Bungalow’ first burst on to our screens, quadruple Bafta award winners Dick & Dom are bringing their own special kind of mayhem live on tour!

This is Dick & Dom like you’ve never seen them before with familiar favourites including Two Word Tango, Musical Splatues, The Grunty Song, Fairly Hairy Fizzogs, Pants Dance, What a Sweaty Flap and of course BOGIES!

Expect the unexpected as the legendary Creamy Muck Muck game returns and with appearances from Diddy Dick and Dom, and D.I Harry Batt, no member of the audience is safe!

Meet and greet tickets are available and every audience member has a chance to be part of the show!

Get your tickets today to see Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow Swansea

Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow Swansea

May
5
Fri
Hospice of the Valleys Go Yellow Day 5th May 2023
May 5 all-day

Hospice of the Valleys Go Yellow Day 5th May 2023

Wear something YELLOW to support the Hospice of the Valleys and make a suggested £1 donation or plan your own Go Yellow fundraiser.

#GoYellowForHospice

For more information contact; 01495 717277 or email Fundraising@hospiceofthevalleys.com

You can also download the pdf for the the Go Yellow day via the link below which also contains a poster and a blank one that can be used to colour in.

A4_Poster_v4 Go Yellow 2023

For more information on the event or the amazing work that the Hospice of the Valleys do you can check out the website on the following link

Hospice of the Valleys Website.

Hospice of the Valleys Go Yellow Day 5th May 2023

May
6
Sat
An Evening with Joe Calzaghe at Manor Park Country House @ Manor Park Country House
May 6 @ 7:00 pm

Joe Calzaghe at Manor Park

An Evening with Joe Calzaghe at Manor Park Country House

The greatest British pound-for-pound boxer of the last 30 years is coming to SWANSEA!

Hear the amazing life story from the man himself and meet the legend in person during this EXCLUSIVE event!

Get your tickets booked earlier before they completely sell out!!

TICKETS FROM ONLY £40

And a word from the legend himself

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An Evening with Joe Calzaghe at Manor Park Country House